spoopygilbird:

homogayhorse:

*presses the button* *worships the button* *becomes the button*

enjoy your fictional characters you nerds

Anonymous Asked
QuestionI don't like it when people don't acknowledge the fact that Petra has the highest titan kills in the series as far as we know because she's dead. Alongside Levi, I personally think she's one of Humanity's Strongest soldiers instead of Mikasa who had like 3 titan kills. Answer

ask-levi-rivaille:

You. I like you.

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eofelis:

eofelis:

but why are french people so rude!!" you ask

well

it’s because our national symbol is a cock

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so we can’t help being dicks

this is my post with the most notes and it’s a dick joke

(Source: srsfunny)

whatamievensaying:

operativesurprise:

bigbootsandscaryeyes:

sammiwolfe:

fleshcircus:

thats the worst shit only because my mom basically always thought I was being a little bitch when I’d complain that it still hurts your eyes

WAIT I THOUGHT IT MEANT THAT IF YOU GOT IT IN YOUR EYES IT WOULDN’T BURN (no crying)

ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT IT’S SAYING NO RIPPING?

*FLIPS TABLES* THIS IS WHY THE ENGLISH WRITTEN LANGUAGE IS CONFUSING AS FUCK I AM SO SORRY NON-NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKERS.

Why doesn’t it say fucking anti tangle?!

I JUST MADE BOTH MY PARENTS READ THIS I AM SO ANGRY

THEY ARE ANGRY

WE JUST HAD AN ARGUMENT ABOUT ‘TIER’ ‘TEAR’ AND ‘TEAR’

THEY THOUGHT IT MEANT NO CRYING TOO

I AM SO ANGRY

it has a picture of an eYE ON THE BOTTLE

(Source: zozososoxoxo)

ash-house-wares:

I have been waiting 4 months to make this.
ash-house-wares:

I have been waiting 4 months to make this.
ash-house-wares:

I have been waiting 4 months to make this.
ash-house-wares:

I have been waiting 4 months to make this.
ash-house-wares:

I have been waiting 4 months to make this.
ash-house-wares:

I have been waiting 4 months to make this.
ash-house-wares:

I have been waiting 4 months to make this.
ash-house-wares:

I have been waiting 4 months to make this.
ash-house-wares:

I have been waiting 4 months to make this.
ash-house-wares:

I have been waiting 4 months to make this.

ash-house-wares:

I have been waiting 4 months to make this.

emkaymlp:

drenching-explosive-climax:

namelessshameless:

rememberthstars:

Thanksgiving is coming!

Wait, hold on, wasn’t this originally the comic about people stealing art and claiming it as their own. 

Did you just copy someone’s artwork and claim it as your own to complain about theft. 

Did you just do that. 

The level of metafuckery right here is incredible

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clotpolesonly:

rememberrbuckybarnes:

tauriel2fab4u:

tauriel2fab4u:

IM MAKING A PIE AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT IODINE IN IT INSTEAD OF VANILLA EXTRACT

I ALMOST FED THIS PIE TO MY FAMILY
I WAS GOING TO FEED THIS PIE TO MY CLASSMATES

I WAS ABOUT TO MURDER PEOPLE THROUGH PIE

LIKE LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PIE

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DOESNT IT LOOK NICE

DONT YOU WANT TO EAT IT

TOO FUCKING BAD ITS POISONOUS YOU’LL DIE

HOW DO YOU MIX UP IODINE AND VANILLA EXTRACT

WHY DO YOU HAVE IODINE IN THE KITCHEN

WHY DO YOU HAVE IT AT ALL

WHY

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asktheroguehuntress:

:33 < of course were furiends with roxy!!! we have lots of sl33p-ofurs, and build blanket furts together to marathon shows in!
:’ss < this w33ks show was puella magi madoka magica, as recommended by dirk 
asktheroguehuntress:

:33 < of course were furiends with roxy!!! we have lots of sl33p-ofurs, and build blanket furts together to marathon shows in!
:’ss < this w33ks show was puella magi madoka magica, as recommended by dirk 
asktheroguehuntress:

:33 < of course were furiends with roxy!!! we have lots of sl33p-ofurs, and build blanket furts together to marathon shows in!
:’ss < this w33ks show was puella magi madoka magica, as recommended by dirk 
asktheroguehuntress:

:33 < of course were furiends with roxy!!! we have lots of sl33p-ofurs, and build blanket furts together to marathon shows in!
:’ss < this w33ks show was puella magi madoka magica, as recommended by dirk 
asktheroguehuntress:

:33 < of course were furiends with roxy!!! we have lots of sl33p-ofurs, and build blanket furts together to marathon shows in!
:’ss < this w33ks show was puella magi madoka magica, as recommended by dirk 

asktheroguehuntress:

:33 < of course were furiends with roxy!!! we have lots of sl33p-ofurs, and build blanket furts together to marathon shows in!

:’ss < this w33ks show was puella magi madoka magica, as recommended by dirk 

olkoth:

flowercrownsfor5sos:

trust-me-imadoctor:

cutebabe:

noose:

timeandspacelocked:

theperksofbeing-kate:

sexual-phan:

marinasexual:

can we just appreciate the fact that my best friend, who in the past struggled with an eating disorder, called out my gym teacher bc he says a size 3 for women is “ideal”

(((The average now for women is a size 14)))

DUDE GOD BLESS HER

I can’t tell you how happy this makes me

YOU GO GIRL!!

oh my god yes

YES GIRL UR MY HERO

Reblogged so fast.  ”How dare you?”

GURL YOU TELL HIM

Jesus Christ he has some nerve

(Source: mistyslay)

trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

cumberismybitch:

black-quadrant:

there is no ideal image of beauty.  there is no perfect body shape.  there is no standard size or weight.

you are not imperfect, you are not flawed, you are not inferior.

stop telling yourself you’re anything but exquisitely unique.

Preach!

anothercoverup:

manekikoneko:

cloppinq:

water is fucked up because you need it to live and then it drowns you just because it can

Oxygen’s even more fucked up because you need it to process your most basic functions and from the very first breath you take, it is already working on oxidizing literally every part of you. We spend our whole lives being broken down by oxygen, one chemical reaction at a time.

Science side is morbid tonight

(Source: hamfucker39)